Makin Poopies – Dave's Gone By

Dave’s Gone By #240 (9/30/2007): FECAL MATTERS

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Here is the 240th episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired on WGBB-AM radio, Sept. 30, 2007. Info: davesgoneby.com.

host: Dave Lefkowitz
guest co-host: Jeff Goodman
guest: “Poop Culture” author Dave Praeger

Featuring: Dave chats with “Poop Culture” author Dave Praeger. Plus: Inside Broadway.

00:00:01 Pre-Show Excerpt: “Alfonso”
00:08:00 DAVE GOES IN
00:20:00 GUEST: Dave Praeger
00:48:00 INSIDE BROADWAY – Sponsors & News
00:65:00 THANK YOUS from Dave & Jeff (Goodman)
01:11:00 DAVE GOES OUT

Sept. 30, 2007 Playlist: “Makin’ Poopies” (Dave), “Shaving Cream” (Benny Bell/Paul Wynn).

Dave’s Gone By #100 (11/4/2004): HEAVEN CENT

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Here is the 100th episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired on NY’s SGBB-AM radio, Nov. 4, 2004. More info: davesgoneby.com.

host: Dave Lefkowitz
guests: broadcaster Joe Salzone, Rabbi Sol Solomon, spiritual leader of Temple Sons of Bitches, Great Neck, NY; and Dave’s wife, Joyce. Plus: a previously aired excerpt from Housewives on Prozac.

Featuring: Dave celebrates his 100th episode with guests (Joe Salzone and Joyce), highlights, and the history of the show.

00:00:01 DAVE GOES IN
00:04:00 THE DAVE’S GONE BY STORY – 100th Anniversary Special!
00:15:00 Dave’s First Show (excerpt)
00:25:00 Guest: Joe Salzone
00:29:00 SKIT: The Long Island Haiku (from 9/22/03)
00:31:00 Guest: Housewives on Prozac (excerpt from 12/23/03 show)
00:36:00 Guest: Rabbi Sol Solomon
00:44:00 Guest: Joyce Weil
00:54:00 DAVE GOES OUT

November 4, 2004 Playlist: “Makin’ Poopies” (Dave, 35:00) & “Many Ways” (Dave, 52:00).

Dave’s Gone By Song (11/4/2004): MAKIN’ POOPIES

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A song celebrating the joys of relief.

Segment originally aired Nov. 4, 2004, as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.

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MAKIN’ POOPIES

by David Lefkowitz

Another seat, another bowl
Another log comes out my hole
It’s really pleasin’ when I’m a-squeezin’
And makin’ poopies.

I pull my shorts below my rump
I read the sports and take a dump
It’s brown and shiny straight from the hiney
That’s makin’ poopies.

Sometimes I sit for ages waiting so patiently.
Though my intestine rages, nuggets are all I see.

I eat some bran and have some juice
Run to the can and shake it loose
I wipe my tushie when it gets mooshy
From makin’ poopies.

My little rectum, it does the job
Be it a hot dog or just a blob
It’s such a passion to feel the splashin’
Of makin’ poopies.

I grit my teeth and hug my gut
while underneath I hear a “splut”
It always happens with all my crappin’s
I’m makin’ poopies.

One day my gut got swollen,
I chalked it up to gas.
But when I touched my colon,
Blood shot out of my ass.

Now I feel woe, and it’s a drag
`cause when I go, it’s in a bag
I miss the odors of all the floaters
When making poopies.

So listen here, I recommend
That once a year, check your rear end.
Just find a docto’ to do a procto
He’ll stick a finga up your gazinga
You’ll scream and yelp, but it may help
in makin’ poopies.