Dave’s Gone By Song: THE FIRST TIME EVER

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Dave’s Gone By Song (6/27/2026): THE FIRST TIME EVER 

A song celebrating the physical side of romance.

This segment airs June 27, 2026 on the “Dave’s Gone By” video podcast program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz. Full episodes also available on youtube, Facebook (davesgoneby), and on DavesGoneBy.com. 

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 SONG: The First Time Ever

(c) 2026 David Lefkowitz

(sung to the melody of Ewan MacColl’s “The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face”) 

The first time ever I rode your face

I felt your tongue move on my gland

So I shoved both balls 

Deeply in your mouth

And I came at your command, my love

The first time 

ever I rimmed with you

I felt your farts stinging my eyes

But I held your hips

And I moved my lips

While my tongue you fertilized, 

my love

And the first time ever I fisted you

I lost my class ring 

in your crevasse 

But I fit my arm

And my elbow, too

Till you screamed, 

“You own my ass!”, my love 

The first time

Ever I rode

Your face

Your face

Your face

Your face.