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Dave reads Carron Brown’s “Secrets of the Seashore”
This segment aired Aug. 8, 2026 as part of episode #1044 of the “Dave’s Gone By” video podcast program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz. Full episodes also available on youtube, Facebook (davesgoneby), Spotify, and on DavesGoneBy.com.
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Ridiculous news stories from around the world!
This segment aired Aug. 8, 2026 as part of episode #1044 of the “Dave’s Gone By” video podcast program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.
Full episodes also available on youtube, Facebook (davesgoneby), Spotify, and on DavesGoneBy.com. All content (c)2026 TotalTheater Productions.
More information on Dave’s Gone By: http://www.davesgoneby.com
Hi folks! Here, listed chronologically, are the archives of skits & sketches performed on DAVE’S GONE BY.
Aug. 8, 2026: Non-Greeley Times
Non-Greeley Times / Archive.org / youtube
Aug. 8, 2026: StoryTime: Secrets of the Seashore
Secrets of the Seashore / Secrets of the Seashore / youtube
Aug. 1, 2026: StoryTime: Rabbi Sol Solomon reads “I Like Your Chutzpah”
youtube
July 25, 2026: StoryTime: Rabbi Sol Solomon reads “Have You Filled a Bucket Today?”
Have You Filled a Bucket Today? / Archive.org / youtube
July 18, 2026: StoryTime: Rabbi Sol Solomon reads “My Life as an Asthmanaut”
My Life as an Asthmanaut / YouTube
July 11, 2026: StoryTime: Rabbi Sol Solomon reads “God, I Feel Sad”
God, I Feel Sad / Archive.org / YouTube
July 4, 2026: StoryTime: Rabbi Sol Solomon reads “Who Dances With Dragons?”
Who Dances with Dragons? / YouTube
May 30, 2026: StoryTime: Rabbi Sol Solomon shares an A.I. rap and reads Miriam and her Dancing Shoes
Miriam and her Dancing Shoes / youtube
April 25, 2026: StoryTime: The Pet Potato
The Pet Potato / Archive.org / youtube
April 11, 2026: StoryTime: Potato Pants
Potato Pants / Archive.org / youtube
April 4, 2026: StoryTime: Rabbi Sol Solomon reads Jacob and Bunny
Jacob and Bunny / youtube
April 4, 2026: Greeley Times
Greeley Times / Archive.org / youtube
March 28, 2026: StoryTime: Rabbi Sol Solomon reads The Story of Baby Moses
The Story of Baby Moses / Archive.org / youtube
March 21, 2026: StoryTime: Rabbi Sol Solomon reads A Purr-fect Passover
A Purr-fect Passover / Archive.org / youtube
March 14, 2026: StoryTime: The Luck of the Irish
The Luck of the Irish / on youtube
Feb. 28, 2026: StoryTime: The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes
The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes / Archive.org / youtube
Feb. 21, 2026: StoryTime: Polar Bear’s Underwear
Polar Bear’s Underwear / youtube
Jan. 31, 2026: StoryTime: Rabbi Sol Solomon Reads Rudy Garcia-Tolson Biography
Rudy Garcia-Tolson Biography / Archive.org
Jan. 24, 2026: StoryTime: Rabbi Solomon Reads Exploring Water and the Ocean
Exploring Water / youtube
Jan. 17, 2026: StoryTime: First Peek-a-Flap Potty and Time IBD
First Peek-a-Flap… / youtube
Jan. 17, 2026: Greeley Times
Greeley Times / youtube
Jan. 10, 2026: StoryTime with Rabbi Sol Solomon: Feminist Press Spring-Fall 2025 Catalogue
StoryTime: Feminist Press Spring-Fall 2025 / Archive.org / youtube
Nov. 22, 2025: StoryTime with Rabbi Sol Solomon: The Pout-Pout Fish
StoryTime: The Pout-Pout Fish / youtube
Nov. 1, 2025: StoryTime with Rabbi Sol Solomon: Penrod’s Pants
StoryTime: Penrod’s Pants / youtube
Oct. 25, 2025: StoryTime with Rabbi Sol Solomon: A is for Activist
youtube
July 5, 2025: StoryTime: A History of Underwear with Professor Chicken
youtube
June 28, 2025: StoryTime: Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva
StoryTime: Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva / youtube
March 8, 2025: Dave’s Big Dictionary – Dry Dock
Dry Dock / youtube
Feb. 22, 2025: Dave’s Big Dictionary – Enema
youtube
Nov. 16, 2024: StoryTime with Rabbi Sol Solomon: Bagel in Love
Subject: Rabbi Sol reads Natasha Wing’s children’s book, Bagel in Love.
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April 23, 2022: No Show
Subject: On vacation, Dave greets viewers with a no-show-today mini-show.
—> https://davesgoneby.net/?p=29976
April 16, 2022: Old Gilbert
Subject: Dave chats with an old “Gilbert Gottfried” about his life.
—> https://davesgoneby.net/?p=29913
November 20, 2021: Three Percent
Subject: Mischa Dani Goodman performs Dave’s short solo comedy as part of The PlayGround Experiment’s Faces of America Monologue Festival.
—> https://davesgoneby.net/?p=27740
November 13, 2021: Rabbi Sol Solomon Attends a Bat Mitzvah
Subject: Rabbi Sol chats with guests at the Bat Mitzvah of Dave’s cousin, Logan Sheflin.
—> https://davesgoneby.net/?p=27652
July 11, 2020: Dave’s Gone Canceling #2 – Quick Draw McGraw
Subject: With America gone cancel-culture happy, Dave selects a target: cartoon character Quick Draw McGraw
—> https://davesgoneby.net/?p=27784
June 27, 2020: Dave’s Gone Canceling #1 – Joni Mitchell
Subject: With America gone cancel-culture happy, Dave selects a target: Joni Mitchell.
—> https://davesgoneby.net/?p=27749
April 25, 2020: Rabbi Sol Solomon Reads Shakespeare’s Sonnet #30
Subject: Rabbi Sol takes part in Irondale Ensemble’s virtual Shakespeare Sonnet Marathon.
—> https://davesgoneby.net/?p=19629
Feb. 8, 2014: Bob Dylan for WaxVac
Subject: An advertisement: Bob Dylan for WaxVac ear cleaner.
—> https://davesgoneby.net/?p=9253
Aug. 3, 2013: Weiner for Mayor
Subject: Anthony Weiner’s weiner runs for mayor against the very man who made him.
—> https://davesgoneby.net/?p=9489
March 12, 2006: Blarney O’Bunions
Subject: A public service announcement about drinking and driving on St. Patrick’s Day.
—> https://davesgoneby.net/?p=9248
Feb. 5, 2006: Hermann Glogauer on Football
Subject: A look at football from a very, very, very old man.
—> https://davesgoneby.net/?p=9365
Jan. 22, 2006: Buttboink Mountain
Subject: A landmark film about two men doing manly things. (Featuring guest voice: Jeff Goodman)
—> https://davesgoneby.net/?p=9259
Aug. 11, 2005: Homo Hendrix
Subject: Gay icon Peter Fitzgerald weighs in an a biography of Jimi Hendrix that questions his sexuality.
—> https://davesgoneby.net/?p=9370
July 28, 2005: So You Wanna be a Terrorist
Subject: A game show for budding enemies of mankind.
—> https://davesgoneby.net/?p=9456
Dec. 2, 2004: Fiddler is a Pouf
Subject: Peter Fitzgerald looks at Fiddler in a gay way.
—> https://davesgoneby.net/?p=9317
Nov. 11, 2004: Javier Magruder
Subject: A patriotic skit of sorts.
—> https://davesgoneby.net/?p=9382
Aug. 19, 2004: McGreevey
Subject: Gay activist Peter Fitzgerald discusses the political missteps of New Jersey Governor Jim McGreevey.
—> https://davesgoneby.net/?p=9406
July 29, 2004: Handyman Yoni on Caulk
Subject: Handyman Yoni explains the importance of caulk.
—> https://davesgoneby.net/?p=9354
July 8, 2004: Apocalypse Rumsfeld
Subject: An offensive look at the Secretary of Defense.
—> https://davesgoneby.net/?p=9237
June 17, 2004: Baghdad Elections
Democracy comes to no man’s land. (featuring guest voice Joe Salzone)
—> https://davesgoneby.net/?p=9243
(May 20, 2004): Chez Berg
Recommendations on how Arab terrorists can make their deeds more palatable to the West. (featuring guest voice Jeff Goodman)
—> Full Episode
(Feb. 9, 2004): Valentine’s Day with Rabbi Sol Solomon
The great Rabbi Sol Solomon offers his thoughts on Valentine’s Day and takes phone calls from listeners Esther and Philip.
—> Full Episode
(Dec. 1, 2003): Woody’s Analyst
Dave imagines a conversation between Woody Allen and his therapist.
—> Full Episode
(Nov. 24, 2003): Michael Jackson
Joe Salzone interviews controversial pop legend Michael Jackson.
—> Full Episode
(Sept. 22, 2003): Folk Music
Professor Yoni Huttenanni explains folk music.
Listen / Full Episode
(Sept. 22, 2003): Long Island Haiku
Listen / Full Episode
(Sept. 22, 2003): A Suburban Home Companion
If Minnesota can have a radio home companion, why not suburban Long Island?
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(July 20, 2003): Well, Well, Weller
Radio host Joe Salzone interviews Russell Weller,* the 86-year-old man whose Buick LeSabre plowed into 60 people at a Santa Monica Farmer’s Market.
Listen / Full Episode
(June 29, 2003): Happy And
Gay activist Peter Fitzgerald on Gay Pride Day.
Listen / Full Episode
(March 30, 2003): Luther Zizland
The thoughts of a U.S. Army private sent overseas to where they don’t like us.
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(March 16, 2003): The Story of Seamus (The Urine Man)
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On a trip to Ireland, Dave and his wife encounter a legend who inspires Dave’s song, “Seamus, the Urine Man.”
(Feb. 2, 2003): Groundhogs
A look at the life of groundhogs on their special day. (guest voice: Jeff Goodman)
Listen / Full Episode
(Jan. 26, 2003): Missile Hunter
The dangerous job of Steve Merwin, Missile Hunter.
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(Jan. 12, 2003): Cleola Bevers
Radio host Joe Salzone interviews an old acquaintance of Martin Luther King, Cleola Bevers.
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(Dec. 22, 2002): Lady Miss Ida Mae Roosevelt’s Christmas Broadcast 1954
Dave unearths a lost audio tape of early Long Island farm broadcaster Lady Miss Ida Mae Roosevelt.
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(Dec. 15, 2002): Thanks a Lott
Senator Trent Lott offers an apology for his racially insensitive praise of Strom Thurmond.
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(Dec. 8, 2002): Wrong Island Cablevision
A commercial for the wonders of Cablevision’s service and programming.
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(Dec. 8, 2002): Cablevision Poem
Dave dedicates a poem to his cable TV provider.
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(Dec. 1, 2002): Uninsurance – Christopher Reeve
An insurance company calls actor Christopher Reeve to notify him of a policy change.
Listen / Full Episode
(Dec. 1, 2002): Uninsurance – Run DMC
An insurance company calls Run DMC to notify them of a policy change.
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Nov. 24, 2002: The Dreidel Game
Rabbi Sol Solomon plays the Chanukah dreidel game with guest Rabbi Jeff Rothenberg
Listen / Full Episode
Nov. 24, 2002: News for Jews
Rabbi Sol Solomon offers a special edition of the News Gone By segment — news of the week from his uniquely Jewish perspective.
Listen / Full Episode
Nov. 17, 2002: It’s Been Great, It’s Bin Laden
Dave plays the latest tape from international fugitive Osama Bin Laden.
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Nov. 3, 2002: Peter Byfield
Dave plays a paid political announcement from a non-molesting candidate.
Listen / Full Episode
Nov. 3, 2002: The Giving Chimp
Subject: Dave reads an early (and justly rejected) draft of Shel Silverstein’s famous story, “The Giving Tree,” titled “The Giving Chimp.”
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Oct. 27, 2002: Pre-Tampered Yummies
Subject: A Halloween advertisement for candy that’s extra-convenient.
—> https://davesgoneby.net/?p=9432
Oct. 27, 2002: Trick or Treat
Subject: A woman faces the worst kind of Halloween horror. (featuring guest voice: Karen Young).
—> https://davesgoneby.net/?p=9471
—> Full Episode
Oct. 20, 2002: Chief Moist Elk
Subject: Native-American Chief Moist Elk offers his thoughts on America’s history with smallpox.
—> https://davesgoneby.net/?p=9300
—> Full Episode
Oct. 20, 2002: The Puff Sullivan Letter
Subject: Taking a cue from Sullivan Ballou, Dave reads the modern wartime missive, The Puff Sullivan Letter.
—> https://davesgoneby.net/?p=9439
Here is episode #1044, “Show Me a Rose” of the Dave’s Gone By podcast, which aired live on facebook, Saturday morning, Aug. 8, 2026.
Featuring: Rabbi Sol Solomon chats with author Charles Rosenay!!! [sic]; StoryTime: Secrets of the Seashore; Non-Greeley; Colorado Limerick of the Damned (Cory).
Guests: entrepreneur Charles Rosenay!!!; spiritual leader Rabbi Sol Solomon
00:00:01 DAVE GOES IN w/ Joyce: blood test, word apology
01:13:30 NON-GREELEY TIMES
01:48:00 GUEST: Rabbi Sol Solomon interviews Charles Rosenay!!!
02:42:00 STORYTIME: Carron Brown’s “Secrets of the Seashore”
03:03:00 Friends of the Daverhood
03:19:00 COLORADO LIMERICK OF THE DAMNED: Cory, CO
03:21:30 DAVE GOES OUT
Rabbi Sol Solomon chats with writer CHARLES ROSENAY!!!
Topics include: The Monkees, Turtles, Beatles, conventions, horror, Judaism
Segment airs Aug. 8, 2026 as part of episode #1044 of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio/video podcast program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.
Please Note: Segments extracted from “Dave’s Gone By” may have music and other elements removed for timing and media re-posting considerations. For the full interview with all elements, please visit the audio of the complete original broadcast.
All content (c)2026 TotalTheater Productions.
More information on Dave’s Gone By: http://www.davesgoneby.com
More information about Rabbi Sol Solomon: shalomdammit.com
For this week’s StoryTime segment on Dave’s Gone By, Rabbi Sol Solomon reads Suzy Ultman’s “I Like Your Chutzpah”
This segment aired Aug. 1, 2026 as part of episode #1043 of the “Dave’s Gone By” video podcast program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz. Full episodes also available on youtube, Facebook (davesgoneby), and on DavesGoneBy.com.
All content (c)2026 TotalTheater Productions.
More information on Dave’s Gone By: http://www.davesgoneby.com
Here is episode #1043, “Fri Day” of the Dave’s Gone By podcast, which aired live on facebook, Saturday morning, Aug. 1, 2026.
Featuring: Rabbi Sol Solomon chats with actor Eddie Frierson; StoryTime (“I Like Your Chutzpah”); Non-Greeley Times; Colorado Limerick of the Damned (Corona); Dave Says Bye (Oddie & Hansard).
Guests: spiritual leader Rabbi Sol Solomon; actor Eddie Frierson
00:00:01 DAVE GOES IN w/ Joyce: FIFA merch, no Fiddle-Faddle, head colds, farmer’s markets, prediction markets
00:56:00 NON-GREELEY TIMES
01:27:00 GUEST: Rabbi Sol Solomon interviews Eddie Frierson
02:11:30 STORYTIME: Rabbi Sol Solomon reads Suzy Ultman’s “I Like Your Chutzpah”
02:31:00 Friends of the Daverhood
02:39:00 DAVE SAYS BYE: Bill Oddie, Glen Hansard
02:55:00 COLORADO LIMERICK OF THE DAMNED (Corona, CO)
03:00:00 DAVE GOES OUT
Rabbi Sol Solomon chats with actor EDDIE FRIERSON
Topics include: Matty, Christy Matthewson, voicework, Power Rangers
Segment airs Aug. 1, 2026 as part of episode #1043 of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio/video podcast program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.
Please Note: Segments extracted from “Dave’s Gone By” may have music and other elements removed for timing and media re-posting considerations. For the full interview with all elements, please visit the audio of the complete original broadcast.
All content (c)2026 TotalTheater Productions.
More information on Dave’s Gone By: http://www.davesgoneby.com
More information about Rabbi Sol Solomon: shalomdammit.com
Dave’s Gone By Song (7/25/2026): I’M GONNA USE THAT GIRL
A cautionary Beatles parody.
This segment aired July 25, 2026 on the “Dave’s Gone By” video podcast program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz. Full episodes also available on youtube, Facebook (davesgoneby), and on DavesGoneBy.com.
All content (c)2026 TotalTheater Productions.
More information on Dave’s Gone By: http://www.davesgoneby.com
SONG: I’m Gonna Use That Girl
I’M GONNA USE THAT GIRL
(c)2026 David Lefkowitz
(sung to the melody of John Lennon & Paul McCartney’s “You’re Gonna Lose That Girl”)
I’m gonna use that girl
(yes, yes, he’s gonna use that girl)
Until you lose that girl
(yes, yes, until you lose that girl)
If you don’t do her right tonight,
you will be dumped and fast
(you will be dumped and fast)
We’ll bill and coo by candlelight,
then I will pump her ass
(he’s gonna pump her ass)
I’m gonna use that girl
(yes, yes, he’s gonna use that girl)
You don’t amuse that girl
(yes, yes, you don’t amuse that girl)
If you don’t make her cum tonight,
she’s gonna pack her shit
(she’s gonna pack her shit)
And then I’ll do her where she’s tight
and just demolish it
(he’s gonna pound her clit)
You’re gonna lose that girl
(you’re gonna lose that girl)
`Cause I’ll abuse that girl
(yes, yes, he will abuse that girl)
You’re gonna lose…
I’ll make her see
you’re nothing but a wimp, yeah
When she’s with me
I’ll treat her like a pimp
Loser
Loser
I’m gonna schmooze that girl
(he’s gonna schmooze that girl)
Until you lose that girl
(yes, yes, until you lose that girl)
Until you lose…
I’m sorry, dude,
I know rejection hurts
(rejection hurts)
I’ll get her nude
and spank her till she squirts
I’m gonna do her all night long
until she’s good and sore
(Until she’s good and sore)
And by the time she staggers home
she’s gonna be my whore
(She’s gonna be your whore)
I’m gonna use that girl
(He’s gonna use that girl)
Until you lose that girl
(Yes, yes, you’re gonna lose that girl)
I’m gonna use that girl.
(c)2026 David Lefkowitz
Dave’s Gone By Skit (7/25/2026): STORYTIME – Rabbi Sol Solomon reads “Have You Filled a Bucket Today?”
For this week’s StoryTime segment on Dave’s Gone By, Rabbi Sol Solomon reads Carol McCloud’s “Have You Filled a Bucket Today?”
This segment aired July 25, 2026 as part of episode #1042 of the “Dave’s Gone By” video podcast program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz. Full episodes also available on youtube, Facebook (davesgoneby), and on DavesGoneBy.com.
All content (c)2026 TotalTheater Productions.
More information on Dave’s Gone By: http://www.davesgoneby.com
