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Here is the 55th episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, on NY’s WGBB-AM radio, Dec. 8, 2003. More info: davesgoneby.com.
host: Dave Lefkowitz
Featuring: A special non-holiday holiday show, featuring the satirical News Gone By. Plus: Dave Goes Off on the closing of The Bottom Line, and Dave’s Christmas ditty, It’s a Stiff.
00:00:01 DAVE GOES IN: Bad Weather & Too Much Christmas Everywhere. 00:25:00 DAVE GOES OFF: Farewell to The Bottom Line nightclub 00:37:00 NEWS GONE BY: Miserable Failure in Chief; Lincoln Logos; Slavery Museum; Mussolini Quits; Hitler Wine; Nursing n’ Driving; Irish Booblines; McRage (Bad Pun of the Week); Shoe Polish Cop; Birthday Barker; Times Obits; Ozzy Osbuggered; Britney Masturbates!; Barnum and Blimp; Ostracode; WBAB Killed Santa; Baby in a Bag; Wang Won’t. 01:13:00 DAVE GOES OUT: Update on Art Paul Schlosser; Promo of Stefan Zucker.
Dec. 8, 2003 Playlist: “It’s A Stiff” (Dave, 62:00), “Mal reggendo…” (Franco Corelli), “Blunt” (Art Paul Schlosser), “Santa Claus Has Got the AIDS This Year” (Tiny Tim), “Blessed Are” (Simon & Garfunkel), “River” (Joni Mitchell).
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Here is the 12th episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired live on WGBB-AM radio, Dec. 22, 2002.
host: Dave Lefkowitz
Featuring: Dave’s anti-Christmas Christmas show, featuring the satirical News Gone By, a visit from Lady Miss Ida Mae Roosevelt, Rabbi Sol Solomon’s version of The 12 Days of Xmas, and Dave’s poem, Three Nights Before Xmas.
00:00:01 DAVE GOES IN 00:04:00 NEWS GONE BY 00:14:00 SKIT: Lady Miss Ida’s Christmas Show 00:30:00 SONG: The Twelve Complaints of Christmas (Rabbi Sol Solomon) 00:43:00 POEM: “Three Nights Before Christmas” (Dave) 00:51:00 SONG: “Twelve Months of Dave’s Gone By” (Dave)
December 22, 2002 Playlist: “Jesus Gonna Be Here” (Tom Waits, 33:00), “I’m a Christmas Tree” (Dr. Demento & Wild Man Fischer, 36:00), “Silent Night” (Tiny Tim), “Silent Night/7 O’Clock News” (Simon & Garfunkel), “Get Right with God” (Lucinda Williams), “Jerusalem” (Steve Earle), “Carol for the Planet” (Susan Mazer & Dallas Smith), “Twelve Days of Christmas” (Rabbi Sol Solomon), “Three Nights Before Christmas” & “Twelve Months of Dave’s Gone By” (51:00) (Dave).
Dave sings a holiday carol for his show, “Twelve Months of Dave’s Gone By”
Segment originally aired Dec. 22, 2002, as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.
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Dave recites the topical holiday poem, “Three Nights Before Christmas (2002)”
Segment originally aired Dec. 22, 2002, as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.
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THREE NIGHTS BEFORE CHRISTMAS
by David Lefkowitz
On the first night of Dave’s Gone By, Dave gave to thee: News Gone By and the World Weird Web about Shooby (shadobalabashraw)
On the second night of Dave’s Gone By, Dave gave to thee: A tirade about smoking Sound effects and choking At 11 to midnight on GBB.
On the third night of Dave’s Gone By, Dave gave to thee: The Puff Sullivan Letter Angry LIPA guy And a critique of Say Goodnight, Gracie.
On the fourth night of Dave’s Gone By, Dave gave to theen: Pre-tampered yummies Actress Karen Young Jokes about Verizon And a bunch of goodies tied to Halloween.
On the fifth night of Dave’s Gone By, Dave gave to thee: The Giving Chimp! A review of Movin’ Out Crooked politicians LaRouche on the web And “Peter Pumpkinhead” by XTC.
On the sixth night of Dave’s Gone By, WGBB gave Dave a new timeslot He played William Finn Also Lonnie Donegan And the hippie, Donovan Even Homer Simpson And old Coco, the poet chimpanzee.
On the seventh night of Dave’s Gone By, Dave gave to thee: Osama bin Laden Good ol’ Bobby Dylan Eilert Pilarm! A Warren Zevon tribute Rock throwing in India (in the Chhindwara district of Madhya Pradesh) Eating sushi naked And a new commuter tax for you and me.
Oh, the eighth night of Dave’s Gone By was quite a joyful spree: Rabbi Solomon hosted He lit the candles He played the dreidel He played Adam Sandler And a little klezmer Bitched about the Arabs And Bobby Fischer Plus a poem on pedophile Pee-Wee.
On the ninth day of Dave’s Gone By, Dave gave to thee: “Trees” by Joyce Kilmer “Tuesdays with Morrie” “My Old Lady” Wilson’s Book of Days Dead Kurt Cobain! A bit by Woody Allen Sponsorship info Two insurance sketches And a psychic hotline like TV.
On the tenth night of Dave’s Gone By, Dave gave to thee: Steve Herbst, the Whistler He did Stevie Wonder, Sondheim and Led Zeppelin and Bruce Springsteen! Drugged-out Whitney Houston Kissinger’s back Dave’s name on a urinal And a poem on Cablevision fees.
On the eleventh night of Dave’s Gone By, Dave gave to thee: Trent Lott’s apology Critic Charlie Gross Music by Frank Zappa United Airlines MTA strike Two killer pitbulls Scientist who burned his penis! Right-wing Joe Salzone Bush and the economy Bloomberg on a bike And the Man of La Mancha on CD.
Whoa, the twelfth night of Dave’s Gone By was full of songs and joy `Cause the past eleven weeks, I’ve been able to annoy: Gospel-seeking listeners Those who worship Elvis Those who loathe Neil Young Republicans Pro-Palestinians Born-again Christians Self-hating Jews All my engineers! People who hate theater People who love theater L.I. Cablevision And the people who don’t want me to be me.
(spoken) But it’s all I can be. So happy holidays, everybody.
