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Dave’s Gone By Song (12/23/2007): PUBIC HAIR

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A hymn to the short and curlies.

Penned in 1991, this song first aired Dec. 23, 2007 on the “Dave’s Gone By” program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz. Full episodes also available on youtube, Facebook (davesgoneby), Spotify, and on DavesGoneBy.com.

More information on Dave’s Gone By: http://www.davesgoneby.com
PUBIC HAIR

(Lyrics: David Lefkowitz. Music: The traditional melody of “O Tannenbaum”)

Pubic hair, oh, pubic hair

You are so strong and curly

My crotch looks like an aerial view

Of actress Jo Anne Worley

Pubic hair, oh, pubic hair

You are so soft and bushy

You start below my navel hole

And run down to my tushy

Pubic hair, oh, pubic hair

You’re never moist or grungy

The smegma cream I smear on you

Keeps you firm and spongy

Pubic hair, oh, pubic hair

Each one is an adventure

Each night I use a pubic hair

To floss my grandpa’s dentures

Pubic hair, oh, pubic hair

You are so tough and wiry

I like to pull out pubic hairs

And press them in my diary

Pubic hair, oh, pubic hair

Protector of my boner

Pubic hair, oh, pubic hair

I’m proud to be your owner.

Dave’s Gone By #252 (12/23/2007): MR. LEFKOWITZ, I PRESUME?

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Here is the 252nd episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired on NY’s WGBB-AM radio, Dec. 23, 2007. Info: davesgoneby.com.

host: Dave Lefkowitz
guest: monologist Josh Lefkowitz
Featuring: Dave chats with monologist Josh Lefkowitz (no relation); Inside Broadway; Song: “The 12 Days of Nothing.”

00:12:00 DAVE GOES IN
00:20:00 GUEST: Josh Lefkowitz
00:51:00 INSIDE BROADWAY – News, Finn Songs & Piano Teacher
00:58:00 DAVE GOES OUT

Dec. 23, 2007 Playlist: “Pubic Hair” (Dave, unreleased) & “The 12 Days of Nothing” (Rabbi Sol Solomon).

Dave’s Gone By #251 (12/16/2007): CALLING ALL ISSAS

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Here is the 251st episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired on NY’s WGBB-AM 1240, Dec. 16, 2007. Info: davesgoneby.com.

host: Dave Lefkowitz
guest co-host: Dave’s wife Joyce

Featuring: Inside Broadway; fun banter with Dave’s wife, Joyce; several songs by Issa/Jane Siberry.

00:00:01 Pre-show excerpt
00:14:00 DAVE GOES IN
00:21:00 INSIDE BROADWAY – News, August & Pumpgirl
00:40:00 Dave Waits for Issa
00:45:00 NEW ISSA w/ J. Weil
01:05:00 DAVE GOES OUT

Dec. 16, 2007 Playlist: “Temple,” “Everything Reminds Me of My Dog” & “Love is Everything” (Issa (fka Jane Siberry)).

Note: Siberry’s “Marco Polo” & “The Life is the Red Wagon” were also played on the program but wouldn’t fit on the CD archive of the show.

Dave’s Gone By #250 (12/9/2007): BARUCH WHO

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Here is the 250th episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired on NY’s WGBB-AM radio, Dec. 9, 2007. Info: davesgoneby.com.

Host: Dave Lefkowitz

Guest: Viacom founder Ralph Baruch
Call-in Guests: Dave’s dad, Philip Lefkowitz: and Dave’s wife, Joyce

Featuring: Dave interviews Viacom founder Ralph Baruch; call-ins, Inside Broadway.

00:00:01 Pre-show excerpt w/ Philip Lefkowitz
00:11:00 DAVE GOES IN
00:22:00 CALL-IN GUEST: Dave’s wife Joyce
00:30:00 INSIDE BROADWAY – News, Grinch, & Farnsworth
00:41:00 GUEST: Ralph Baruch
01:08:00 DAVE GOES OUT

Dec. 9, 2007 Playlist: “Sleeping with the Television On” (Billy Joel).

Dave’s Gone By #249 (12/02/2007): OUTSIDE THE STRIKE ZONE

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Here is the 249th episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired on NY’s WGBB-AM radio, Dec. 2, 2007. Info: davesgoneby.com.

host: Dave Lefkowitz

Featuring: Dave discusses his trip to San Francisco. Plus: Inside Broadway, the satirical News Gone By, and Chanukah songs from Rabbi Sol Solomon.

0:00:01 Pre-show excerpt: “Teddy Bear”
00:13:00 DAVE GOES IN
00:21:00 DAVE’S GONE TO SAN FRANCISCO
00:37:00 NEWS GONE BY
00:54:00 INSIDE BROADWAY – News, Pygmalion & Die
01:00:00 SKIT: Dreidelcam (w/ Rabbi Sol Solomon)
01:10:00 DAVE GOES OUT

Dec. 2, 2007 Playlist: “Anal Dreidel” & “Maoz Tsuris” (Rabbi Sol Solomon).

Jefferson Mays & Clare Danes in Pygmalion

Dave’s Gone By Song (12/2/2007): MAOZ TSURIS

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Dave’s Gone By Song (12/2/2007): MAOZ TSURIS

Rabbi Sol Solomon sings an insular Chanukah hymn.

This segment first aired Dec. 2, 2007 on the “Dave’s Gone By” program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz. Full episodes also available on youtube, Facebook (davesgoneby), Spotify, and on DavesGoneBy.com.

More information on Dave’s Gone By: http://www.davesgoneby.com

More about Rabbi Sol: shalomdammit.com

MAOZ TZURIS

(Lyrics: David Lefkowitz. Music: the traditional Jewish melody of “Maoz Tzur”)

Let’s all sing on Chanukah
And thank HaShem for this festival
Maccabees restored the peace
And the kicked the Greeks in the testicles.

HaShem did these things for us
So we light menorahs
We give toys to girls and boys
But Chanukah isn’t Christmas eve.
Keep your trees, and keep your Jesus
We respect, but we don’t believe.

You can have your Christmas cheer
But keep away, we are Jewish here!
Why must every Jew endure
“Silent Night” in a Rite Aid store?

Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Has no business flying here.
Santa Claus ain’t ours, he’s yours
“Jingle Bells” isn’t what we sing.
No offense. Just common sense.
Chanukah is a Jewish thing.
Chanukah is a Jewish thing.
Chanukah is a Jewish thing.

Dave’s Gone By #248 (11/25/2007): PIANO MAN

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Here is the 248th episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired on NY’s WGBB-AM radio, Nov. 25, 2007. Info: davesgoneby.com.

host: Dave Lefkowitz
guest co-host Jeff Goodman
guest: cabaret performer Charles Cochran
guest caller: critic Charles Gross

Featuring: Dave chats theater with critic Charles Gross and cabaret with musician Charles Cochran; Inside Broadway

00:00:01 Pre-Show excerpt: Shoveling
00:04:00 Balloon Quiz w/ Charles Gross
00:10:00 DAVE GOES IN
00:17:00 GUEST: Charles Cochran
00:55:00 INSIDE BROADWAY
01:03:00 DAVE GOES OUT

Nov. 25, 2007 Playlist: “Falling Out of Love Can Be Fun,” “You Keep Coming Back Like a Song” & “On the Other Side of the Tracks” (Charles Cochran).

Dave’s Gone By #247 (11/18/2007): THE SECOND REICH

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Here is the 247th episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired on NY’s WGBB-AM radio, Nov. 18, 2007. Info: davesgoneby.com.

host: Dave Lefkowitz
guest: singer-songwriter Athena Reich

Featuring: Part two of Dave’s chat with singer-songwriter Athena Reich. Plus: Rabbi Sol Solomon explains Thanksgiving.

00:00:01 DAVE GOES IN
00:06:00 GUEST: Athena Reich
00:49:00 SKIT: “Thanks Given” w/ Rabbi Sol Solomon
00:57:00 DAVE GOES OUT

Nov. 18, 2007 Playlist: “Merry Go Round” “Back to Canada” (Athena Reich); “Thank You, Dammit!” (Rabbi Sol Solomon).

Dave’s Gone By #246 (11/11/2007): THE PALACE OF ATHENA

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Here is the 246th episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired on NY’s WGBB-AM radio, Nov. 11, 2007. Info: davesgoneby.com.

host: Dave Lefkowitz
guest co-host: Jeff Goodman
guest: singer-songwriter Athena Reich

Featuring: Part one of Dave’s chat with singer-songwriter Athena Reich; Inside Broadway and banter.

00:00:01 DAVE GOES IN
00:11:00 INSIDE BROADWAY – Strike, Poll, & Runner Stumbles
00:25:00 GUEST: Athena Reich
00:52:00 DAVE & JEFF – On TV
01:02:00 DAVE & JEFF – Bad Bosses
01:09:00 DAVE GOES OUT

Nov. 11, 2007 Playlist: “Back To Canada,” “Merry Go Round,” “Concentrate,” “The Ballad of Chicken Shower” (Athena Reich).

Dave’s Gone By #245 (11/04/07): HEAVEN FORBID

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Here is the 245th episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired on NY’s WGBB-AM radio, Nov. 4, 2007. Info: davesgoneby.com.

host: Dave Lefkowitz
guest co-host: Jeff Goodman
guest: Forbidden Broadway creator Gerard Alessandrini

Featuring: Dave chats with Forbidden Broadway creator Gerard Alessandrini; Inside Broadway

00:00:01 DAVE GOES IN
00:07:00 INSIDE BROADWAY (Cyrano, A Bronx Tale, News)
00:28:00 GUEST: Gerard Alessandrini
01:12:00 DAVE GOES OUT

Nov. 4, 2007 Playlist: “”Forbidden Broadway,” “Camelounge” & “Chita-Rita” (Forbidden Broadway), “If Ever I Would Leave You” (Robert Goulet, Camelot (orig. cast)).